I Dont Want This Stunted Slime in My Sight Again

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) Poster

Obi-Wan: Just Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.

Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment.

Yoda: How feel you?

Anakin: Cold, sir.

Yoda: Afraid are you?

Anakin: No, sir.

Yoda: See through y'all we can.

Mace Windu: Be mindful of your feelings.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Your thoughts dwell on your mother.

Anakin: I miss her.

Yoda: Afraid to lose her I retrieve, hmm?

Anakin: What has that got to exercise with annihilation?

Yoda: Everything! Fearfulness is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Acrimony leads to hate. Detest leads to suffering. I sense much fright in you.

Anakin: You lot're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?

Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes yous think that?

Anakin: I saw your light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.

Anakin: I don't call up then. No i can impale a Jedi.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I wish that were so.

Shmi Skywalker: You lot tin can't finish change any more than you lot can end the suns from setting.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't recall. Trust your instincts.

Anakin: Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.

Yoda: Always two at that place are, no more, no less. A principal and an apprentice.

Mace Windu: But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life course?

[R2D2 beeps]

C-3PO: I beg your pardon, merely what practise you mean, "naked?"

[R2D2 beeps]

C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

Anakin: Are you an angel?

Queen Amidala: What?

Anakin: An affections. I've heard the deep infinite pilots talk about them. They alive on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

Queen Amidala: Y'all're a funny little boy. How exercise y'all know so much?

Anakin: I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'thou a airplane pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this identify.

Watto: How's-a yous gonna pay for all this, eh?

Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty g Republic dataries.

Watto: Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out hither, I need something more than real.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't have anything else...

[waves paw]

Qui-Gon Jinn: But credits will do fine.

Watto: No, they won't-a.

Qui-Gon Jinn: [waves his hand more firmly] Credits *will* do fine.

Watto: No, they won't-a! What, you lot call back you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't-a work on-a me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal!

[Anakin is well-nigh to go out his mother backside to train as a Jedi]

Anakin: I tin can't do it, Mom. I just can't do information technology.

Shmi Skywalker: Ani...

Anakin: Will I ever encounter y'all once again?

Shmi Skywalker: What does your heart tell you?

Anakin: I hope then. Yeah... I guess.

Shmi Skywalker: Then we volition see each other once more.

Anakin: I will come back and gratuitous yous, Mom. I promise.

Shmi Skywalker: Now, be brave, and don't look back. Don't look back.

Qui-Gon Jinn: You lot must accept Jedi reflexes if y'all race pods.

[Jar-Jar tries to grab a slice of fruit with his tongue, simply Qui-Gon catches it]

Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't do that again.

Obi-Wan: The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't y'all?

Qui-Gon Jinn: I tin can only protect you, I cannot fight a state of war for you.

Senator Palpatine: And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?

Nute Gunray: She has... disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the occludent.

Senator Palpatine: I want that treaty signed!

Nute Gunray: Chiliad-my lord, information technology-it'southward impossible to locate the send. Information technology's out of our range.

Senator Palpatine: Not for a Sith.

[Darth Maul appears alongside Darth Sideous in the hologram]

Senator Palpatine: This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He volition find your lost transport.

[the hologram disappears]

Nute Gunray: This is getting out of hand! Now, at that place are ii of them!

Padmé: Are you lot certain about this? Trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know? The Queen volition not approve.

Qui-Gon Jinn: The Queen does non need to know.

Padmé: Well, I don't approve.

Queen Amidala: I will non condone a grade of activity that will atomic number 82 the states to war.

Yoda: Master Qui-Gon. More to say have you?

Qui-Gon Jinn: With your permission, my master, I accept encountered a vergence in the Force.

Yoda: A vergence, you say?

Mace Windu: Located around a person?

Qui-Gon Jinn: A boy. His cells take the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was concieved past the midi-chlorians.

Mace Windu: Y'all refer to the prophecy of The One who will bring balance to the Strength. Y'all believe it's this boy?

Qui-Gon Jinn: [mumbles, equally Obi-Wan sits him up subsequently battle with Darth Maul] Uhh, information technology's besides belatedly, it...

Obi-Wan: No!

Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, hope... Promise me y'all will train the boy.

Obi-Wan: Yep, main.

Qui-Gon Jinn: [wiping a tear from Obi-Wan'south right cheek] He is the chosen i. He volition bring rest. Train him.

Obi-Wan: [nods, cries over Qui-Gon Jinn'southward body]

Anakin: Now this is pod racing!

Queen Amidala: I was non elected to scout my people suffer and dice while y'all discuss this invasion in a commission!

Anakin: But what well-nigh mom? Is she free too? You're coming as well, aren't you, mom?

Qui-Gon Jinn: I tried to costless your mother, Anni, just Watto wouldn't have information technology.

Shmi Skywalker: Son, my identify is here, my future is hither. Information technology is time for you to allow go.

Queen Amidala: Although we practise not ever agree, Your Award, our ii dandy societies have e'er lived in peace. The Trade Federation has destroyed all that nosotros have worked so hard to build. If we do not act speedily, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us... no, I beg you to help us.

[Amidala drops to her knees in front of the Gungan assembly]

Queen Amidala: Nosotros are your humble servants.

[I past one, everyone in Amidala's party gets on one human knee in front end of the Gungan assembly]

Queen Amidala: Our fate is in your hands.

Boss Nass: Hmmmmm.

[rubs his chin in thought]

Shmi Skywalker: In that location was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.

Queen Amidala: Senator, this is your arena. I feel I must render to my mine. I have decided to go back to Naboo.

Senator Palpatine: Go back? Just, your Majesty, be realistic. They'll force you to sign the treaty.

Queen Amidala: I will sign no treaty, Senator. My fate will exist no dissimilar to that of our people.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I'grand not allowed to train you, so I desire you to lookout me and exist mindful. Ever remember, your focus determines your reality.

Darth Maul: Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was right, I will find them rapidly, Master.

Senator Palpatine: Move against the Jedi commencement. Y'all will then have no difficulty in taking the Queen to Naboo to sign the treaty.

Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will take revenge.

Senator Palpatine: You accept been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Keep your concentration here and now, where information technology belongs.

Obi-Wan: I take a bad feeling nigh this.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense annihilation.

Obi-Wan: It's not nigh the mission, Principal. It'southward something... elsewhere. Elusive.

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa crusade ane, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished.

Yoda: May the force exist with yous.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Finding him was the volition of the strength, I have no doubt of that.

Helm Panaka: Your highness, this is a boxing I do not think we can win.

Queen Amidala: Our people are dying, Senator. Nosotros must do something quickly to finish the Federation.

Senator Palpatine: To exist realistic, your Majesty, I recollect we are going to take to accept Federation control for the time being.

Queen Amidala: That is something I cannot do.

Qui-Gon Jinn: He can run across things before they happen. That'due south why he appears to have such quick reflexes. It's a Jedi trait.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Your Highness, under the circumstances, I suggest you come to Coruscant with u.s..

Queen Amidala: Give thanks yous, Ambassador. Just my place is with my people.

Qui-Gon Jinn: They volition impale you if you stay.

Governor Sio Bibble: They wouldn't dare.

Captain Panaka: They need her to sign a treaty to make this invasion of theirs legal. They tin't afford to kill her.

Yoda: Qui-Gon'due south defiance I sense in y'all. Need that, you do not!

Anakin: I don't know if I'll e'er come across her once more, I wanted to say adieu.

Queen Amidala: We will tell her for you. We are sure her heart goes with you.

Shmi Skywalker: [podrace] Well done, Anakin. You have given hope to all these people.

Jar Jar Binks: Wesa got a chiliad army. That'southward why you no liking united states meesa thinks.

C-3PO: Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. How might I serve you?

Padmé: He's perfect.

C-3PO: Oh. "Perfect."

Queen Amidala: [speaking to Chancellor Palpatine] It is clear to me now that the Republic no longer functions. I pray y'all volition bring sanity and compassion back to the Senate.

[first title cards]

Championship card/crawl:: A long fourth dimension agone in a milky way far, far away...

Title carte/crawl:: Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The tax of merchandise routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Merchandise Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the Congress of the Commonwealth endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the disharmonize...

Qui-Gon Jinn: [describing his encounter with Darth Maul] He had all the lightsaber fighting capabilities and the moves of the Jedi, merely faster and more agressive. My only conclusion... is that it was a Sith lord.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Impossible! The Sith are extinct! They accept been for nearly a millenium.

Mace Windu: I agree. The Sith would not have returned without usa sensing it.

Yoda: Difficult to see, the dark side is. We must investigate further before cartoon a determination to the identity of your adversary.

Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in hither. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking nosotros are in trouble?

Obi-Wan: You were right about 1 thing, principal. The negotiations were brusk.

Queen Amidala: How did you finish upward here with united states of america?

Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then Smash! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and Prisoner of war! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

Boss Nass: Yousa no tinken yousa greater den da Gungans? Mesa like dis. Maybe wesa... bein' friends.

Jar Jar Binks: Better dead hither than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?

Daultay Dofine: This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockade is finished. Nosotros dare non go against the Jedi.

Senator Palpatine: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight over again!

Obi-Wan: Exercise not defy the council, Master, not over again.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I shall practice what I must, Obi-Wan.

C-3PO: I tin clinch you they will never become me onto one of those dreadful starships.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I accept... acquired a pod in a game of take a chance. The fastest always built.

Watto: I hope you lot didn't kill anyone I know for information technology.

Watto: I want to see your spaceship the moment the race is over.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Patience, my blue friend.

Qui-Gon Jinn: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will exist short.

Watto: [to Anakin] Meliorate stop your friend'due south betting or I'll end up owning him, too.

Chancellor Valorum: Will you defer your motion to let a committee to explore the validity of your accusations?

Rune Haako: Are you brain dead? I'chiliad non going in there with 2 Jedi! Transport a droid.

Obi-Wan: What if this plan fails, Master? We could be stuck hither a very long fourth dimension.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Well, it's too unsafe to call for assistance, and a ship without a ability supply isn't going to go usa anywhere. And... there'south something about this boy.

Anakin: [showing C-3PO to Padme] Isn't he great? He's not finished yet.

Padmé: He's wonderful.

Anakin: You actually like him? He's a protocol droid to help Mom. Lookout man.

C-3PO: [being switched on, with just one photoreceptor affixed] Oh. Oh. Where is everybody?

Qui-Gon Jinn: I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has go much more complicated.

Obi-Wan: The council has granted me permission to train you. You lot will be a Jedi, I promise.

[Fode and Beed, the two-headed announcer, is calling the podrace]

Fode: [in Huttese, subtitled] We accept perfect weather today for the Boonta Classic. The nigh hazardous of all Podraces.

Beed: [in English] That's absolutely right. And a big turnout here, from all corners of the Outer Rim territories. I see the contestants are making their way out onto the starting filigree.

Fode: Yes, there they are!

Beed: I see Ben Quadinaros from the Tund organisation.

Fode: And Gasgano in the new Ord Pedrovia.

Beed: Two time winner, Boles Roor...

Fode: On the front line, the reigning champion, Sebulba from Pixelito. By far the favorite today.

Beed: And a late entry, Anakin Skywalker, a local male child.

Fode: I promise he has improve luck this time.

Beed: I see the flaggers are moving onto the rail.

[light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation burn down surrounds Naboo Starfighter. R2D2 beeps]

Anakin: I know we're in trouble, just hang on!

Anakin: What are midi-chlorians?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells.

Qui-Gon Jinn: You and the Naboo form a symbiont circumvolve, what happens to one of yous affects the other, you must understand this.

Jar Jar Binks: [regarding returning to Otoh Gunga] My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me, terrrrrible is me going dorsum der!

Qui-Gon Jinn: Do yous hear that?

[a rumbling is heard in the distance]

Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.

Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this fashion.

Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush united states of america, grind us into tiny pieces and blast u.s. into oblivion!

Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa betoken is well seen.

Senator Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; nosotros shall watch your career with great interest.

Sebulba: Yous won't walk away from this one, you slave scum!

Anakin: Don't count on it, slimeball!

Sebulba: You're Bantha provender!

Jar-Jar Binks: [to the Queen] Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa chosen Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

Jar Jar Binks: [Sees R2-D2 and other R2 units for the first time] Hello, boyos.

Dominate Nass: Mesa no carrrrrrin' well-nigh the Naboo. The Naboo retrieve they are so smarty. They think their brains so big.

Padmé: You assume also much.

Obi-Wan: [to Jar-Jar] You lot were banished because you were clumsy?

Anakin: I've built a racer. It's the fastest e'er! There's a big race tomorrow on Boonta Eve. You could enter my pod. It's all but finished.

Shmi Skywalker: Anakin, Watto won't allow you...

Anakin: Watto doesn't know I've built it.

[to Qui-Gon Jinn]

Anakin: You could brand him think information technology was yours and you could get him to let me airplane pilot it for you.

Shmi Skywalker: I don't want you to race, Anni, it'due south awful. I die every time Watto makes y'all do it.

Anakin: But, mom, I dear it. The prize money would more than pay for the parts they need.

Anakin: I will come back and gratis you mom, I promise.

Obi-Wan: Once those droids take control of the surface, they volition take command of you.

Anakin: Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit, and that'southward what I'k going to do!

[after a coming together with Darth Sidious]

Rune Haako: You didn't tell him near the missing Jedi.

Nute Gunray: No demand to report that to him until we have something to report!

Senator Palpatine: Young man Senators, Honored delegates. A tragedy has engulfed our organisation which started right here with the taxation of Trade Routes.

Jar-Jar Binks: Oh, maxi big the Strength! Well, that smells stinkerwhiff.

Anakin: Mom, y'all've always said the biggest problem in this Universe is that nobody helps each other.

Jar-Jar Binks: No again! No again! The beings hereabouts are kwazy! We shall be robbed and crunched!

Qui-Gon Jinn: Non likely, we have nothing of value. That's our problem.

Queen Amidala: If this Body will not act, I propose a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum'due south leadership.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I believe he may have been conceived past the midichlorians.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I foresee you will become a much wiser human than I.

Yoda: Confer on you, the level of Jedi Knight the Quango does. But agree on yous taking this male child as your Padawan learner, I do not.

Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon believed in him.

Yoda: The Called One the boy may be; nevertheless, grave danger I fear in his training.

Obi-Wan: Principal Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will train Anakin. Without the approval of the Council if I must.

Yoda: Qui-Gon's disobedience I sense in you. Demand that, you do not. Concord with you, the council does. Your apprentice, Skywalker volition exist.

[later R2 saves the ship, Captain Panaka brings him before Sabe who is posing every bit the queen]

Captain Panaka: An extremely well-put together little droid, Your Highness. Without a incertitude, it saved the transport, as well as our lives.

Sabé: It is to be commended. What is its number?

[Panaka brushes clay off R2 to read his number]

Captain Panaka: R2-D2, Your Highness.

Sabé: Thank you, R2-D2.

[R2 beeps in gratitude]

Sabé: Padme!

[Padme steps frontward]

Sabé: Clean this droid up every bit best you can. It deserves our gratitude.

Obi-Wan: The hyperdrive generator'due south gone, Primary. Nosotros'll need a new i.

Qui-Gon Jinn: That'll complicate things. Be wary. I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Obi-Wan: I feel it also, Master.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't let them send any transmissions.

Ric Olié: There's non plenty power to get united states to Coruscant. The hyperdrive is leaking.

Qui-Gon Jinn: We'll have to land somewhere to refuel and repair the send.

Obi-Wan: [searching the databank] Hither, Master. Tatooine. It's small, out of the style, poor. The Merchandise Federation take no presence at that place.

Captain Panaka: How can you be sure?

Qui-Gon Jinn: It'southward controlled by the Hutts.

Captain Panaka: You can't accept Her Imperial Highness at that place. The Hutts are gangsters. If they discovered her...

Qui-Gon Jinn: Information technology would exist no different than if nosotros landed on a organization controlled by the Federation. Except that the Hutts aren't looking for her, which gives u.s. the advantage.

Qui-Gon Jinn: [learning of a transmission from Naboo] It sounds similar allurement to institute a connection trace.

Obi-Wan: What if information technology is true, and the people are dying?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Either way, nosotros're running out of time.

Watto: I am betting heavily on Sebulba.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I'll take that bet.

Watto: You what?

Qui-Gon Jinn: I'll wager my new racing pod against, say... the boy and his mother.

Watto: No pod is worth two slaves, not past a long shot.

Qui-Gon Jinn: The boy, then.

Watto: Hmm. Well... nosotros'll allow fate decide, hmm?

[taking a colored dice out of his satchel]

Watto: I only happen to have a hazard cube hither. Blue, it'southward the male child. Red... his mother.

[he throws information technology, and Qui-Gon subtly uses the Force to dispense it bluish-confront up]

Watto: You won this small toss, outlander, but you won't win the race! So it makes petty deviation!

Watto: And then, you lot supply the pod and the entry fee, I supply the boy. We split the winnings, um, 50/50, I think, huh?

Qui-Gon Jinn: If it's going to be 50/50, I suggest you front the cash for the entry. If we win, you keep all the winnings, minus the cost of the parts I need. And if we lose, you keep my ship. Either style, y'all win.

Watto: [thinking it over] Deal!

[to Anakin in Huttese, as Qui-Gon leaves]

Watto: Your friend is a foolish one, methinks.

Anakin: I had a dream I was a Jedi. I came back here and freed all the slaves. Have yous come to complimentary u.s.a.?

Qui-Gon Jinn: No, I'm afraid not.

Anakin: I think you take. Why else would you be here?

Qui-Gon Jinn: I tin can come across at that place'southward no fooling you, Anakin. We're on our way to Coruscant, the central system in the Republic, on a very important mission.

Anakin: How did yous terminate up out here in the Outer Rim?

Padmé: Our send was damaged, and we're stranded here until we can repair information technology.

Anakin: I tin help. I can set up anything.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I believe you can. Just starting time we must learn the parts nosotros need.

Jar-Jar Binks: With no-nutten mula to trade.

Padmé: These junk dealers must accept a weakness of some kind.

Shmi Skywalker: Gambling. Everything here revolves around betting on those awful races.

Captain Panaka: Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you.

Qui-Gon Jinn: No more commands from Her Highness today, Captain. The spaceport is non going to be pleasant.

Captain Panaka: The queen wishes information technology. She'southward curious nearly the planet.

Qui-Gon Jinn: This is not a good idea.

[to Padme]

Qui-Gon Jinn: Stay close to me.

Qui-Gon Jinn: [entering Mos Espa] Wet farms, for the near part. Some indigenous tribes and scavengers. The few spaceports like this ane are havens for those that don't wish to be found.

Padmé: Like the states.

Watto: The boy tells me yous desire to sponsor him in the race. How tin you do this? Not on Republic credits, I think, huh?

Qui-Gon Jinn: [turning on a hand-held hologram] My ship will exist the entry fee.

Watto: Oh, not bad! Not bad, huh? A Nubian, huh?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Information technology'southward in proficient order, except for the parts I need.

Watto: What would the boy ride? He smashed up my pod in final race. It will take some long fourth dimension to fix it, huh?

Anakin: It wasn't my fault, really. Sebulba flashed me with his vents. I actually saved the pod, generally.

Watto: Mmm. That you lot did, huh? The boy'south good. No doubts there, huh?

Qui-Gon Jinn: And you're certain there's zip left on board?

Obi-Wan: A few containers of supplies. The queen's wardrobe, maybe, simply not enough for you to barter with. Non in the amounts you're talking near.

Qui-Gon Jinn: All right. I'm sure another solution will nowadays itself. I'll check back later.

Qui-Gon Jinn: He owes me what you call a Life Debt.

Boss Nass: Binks? Yousa been havin' the life play with thissen hissen?

Jar-Jar Binks: Uh-huh.

Boss Nass: Blurublurublu! Be gone with him!

Jar-Jar Binks: Count me outa this one. Better dead here than dead at the core. Ye Gods! What is mesa sayin'?

[later on a pod racer crashes and explodes into a billion pieces]

Beed: I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!

C-3PO: [wobbling significantly as he starts walking] I am not certain this floor is entirely stable.

Governor Sio Bibble: The death toll is catastrophic. We must bow to their wishes. You must contact me.

TC-xiv: [to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan] I'thousand TC-14 at your service. This mode, please.

[ushering Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to a waiting area]

TC-14: We are profoundly honored by your visit, ambassadors. Make yourselves comfortable; my master volition exist with you lot shortly.

Chancellor Valorum: The chair does not recognise the delegate from the Trade Federation at this point.

Qui-Gon Jinn: At that place is something else behind all this, Your Highness. There's no logic in the Federation's motion here. My feelings tell me they will destroy y'all.

Co-pilot: [to Nute Gunray] With all due respect...

[Anakin flips a switch and the engines roar to life; Anakin yells]

Anakin Skywalker: It's working, it's working!

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa hatin' crunchin' . That's the terminal thing mesa wantin'.

[Obi-Wan's submarine is propelling through an underwater cavern, when it suddenly loses power]

Jar-Jar Binks: [whimpers] Wesa gonna *die* in here!

[cover his face as he continues to whimper appallingly]

Qui-Gon Jinn: [calmly] Relax, we're not in trouble even so.

Jar-Jar Binks: [peeks through i hand and so throws his hands upwards; frustrated] What Ne-withal?

[Obi-Wan opens the controls wire board and begins fixing the wires]

Jar-Jar Binks: Monsters out there, sinking in here... All stuck here wi' no power. When do you lot-sa thinkin' weesa in trouble?

Obi-Wan: [Obi-Wan hot wires; power comes back on] Power's dorsum.

Jar-Jar Binks: [Obi-Wan and Jar Jar turn to the front to see a viper fish-like sea monster. Jar Jar freaks out] Aaaaugh! Monster-sa!

Jar-Jar Binks: [At the pod race, Jar Jar is fixing 1 of Anakin's turbo engines and is farted in the confront by a camel/tapir-like beast] Pee-*u*sa!

[In Gungan City, Qui-Gon decides to use Jar-Jar every bit a navigator for their voyage to the planet's core]

Qui-Gon Jinn: [to Boss Nass] What is to get of Jar-Jar Binks here?

Boss Nass: [importantly] He-sa sentenced to be... *pew-nished*.

[Boss Nass smiles darkly at Jar Jar. Jar Jar bows his head piteously. Obi-Wan looks at Jar Jar, his face up full of pity]

Qui-Gon Jinn: I saved his life. He owes me what you might call a life debt. Your Gods demand that his life should be placed in my easily at present.

Dominate Nass: [drawing out the "s"] Binks? Yousa had your life played with this-a hue-sun?

Jar-Jar Binks: [beautiful-faced, meekly] Uh huh.

Boss Nass: [shaking his head vigoriously, so to Qui-Gon] Bwa-gur-a-glur-a-glur! Begone wi' him!

Watto: He's a credit to your race.

Darth Sidious: I shall run across to it that things at the Senate stay as they are.

Anakin: Wouldn't have lasted long if I wasn't so expert at fixing things.

Anakin: Symbionts?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could non exist and nosotros would have no knowledge of the Forcefulness. They continually speak to us, telling the states the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, yous'll hear them speaking to you.

Jar-Jar Binks: Gungans not giving upwards without a fight. Wesa Warriors. Wesa got a Grand Army. That's-a why yous not a-liking the states, methinks.

Sabé: Viceroy! Your occupation hither has ended.

[During the Boxing on Naboo, Jar Jar scampers up a Gungan war wagon only to find it full of explosive Boomba balls]

Jar Jar Binks: Uh, oh. Big problem...

[the wagon's back door gives way and Jar Jar collapses on the ground, accidentally releasing the Boomba balls. Jar Jar runs away from the oncoming balls as they bounce and roll toward the destroyer droids, dissentious two droid tanks in the process]

Obi-Wan: [seeing the repair droids existence destroyed] We're losing droids fast.

Captain Panaka: If nosotros can't become the shield generator fixed, we'll be sitting ducks.

[the next-to-final droid is destroyed, leaving simply R2]

Ric Olié: The shields are gone.

[R2 works feverishly to repair the circuits. In the cockpit, the control panel lights up]

Ric Olié: The power's dorsum. That little droid did it! He bypassed the main power drive. Defector shields upwardly at maximum!

Anakin: [seeing Padme and her guards in trouble] We gotta practice something, R2!

Stallholder: Are you going to pay for that?

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